When the rain comes

When the dog bites...

A few of my favorite Tweets

DougCoupland I can't remember the last time I felt we were at the end of something and the start of something new.
about 4 hours ago from web

christianbok Watch yourself freefall from outer space, observing your descent from the viewpoint of the ejected, booster engine: http://is.gd/1pMAd
about 3 hours ago from web

stephenfry Temporary crown in place. Full coronation in three and half weeks. High numbness factor. Drooling like an old man at a netball tournament.
about 2 hours ago from Tweetie

christianbok They calculate the number of atomic warheads within range of your home: http://is.gd/1pCuV
about 7 hours ago from web

christianbok Apparently, 9011 nuclear weapons are, at this moment, capable of being deployed against my evil lair in Calgary, Canada (—beat that…).
about 7 hours ago from web

SarahKSilverman Hey, is it considered molestation if the child makes the first move? I'm gonna need a quick answer on this.
about 7 hours ago from web

amandastern I'm lying in bed reading about codependence wondering why my unspoken needs of needing Chinese food right now are going unmet.
about 7 hours ago from web

sashafrerejones NOES. They're NOT bringing his body out for THE SHOW. Tell me it's TMZ traffic bait and I'll go quietly to my nightmares. HONESTLY. REALLY.